tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021

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nue:

i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven

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cozyprince:

i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

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shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

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floozys:

MY HOUSE UP FOR SALE: £10

floozys:

MY HOUSE UP FOR SALE: £10

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skindeap:

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

I don’t need your fucking opposable thumbs

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Hey Ya!
Outkast feat. Ness and Lucas
190,457 再生

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castielsteenwolf:

my favorite thing is when you hear a huge crash and then the sound of a cats paws hitting the floor and 4 seconds later you see your cat walk out of the kitchen with that look like “dont fuckin look at me i didnt do shit”

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problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

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609,795 再生

cashewmonster:

BLUHAHE

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KILL ALL NERDS.EXE




hey there, my name is LEXI and i'm the BEE'S KNEES! i'm 20. i'm from New York, but I'm currently attending college in INDIANA, where i'm studying 日本語. i love CATS, and i'm currently in an OPEN RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERY CAT IN THE WORLD.