"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021
i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven
i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me
All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
I don’t need your fucking opposable thumbs
my favorite thing is when you hear a huge crash and then the sound of a cats paws hitting the floor and 4 seconds later you see your cat walk out of the kitchen with that look like “dont fuckin look at me i didnt do shit”
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.